I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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