Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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