I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think I sprained my soul last night
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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