Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
