If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I need water and some morals
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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