So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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