I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Floor bacon is actually really good
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
