Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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