if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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