I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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