all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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