You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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