You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
someone owes me an orgasm
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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