please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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