Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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