No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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