i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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