Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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