I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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