I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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