ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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