I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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