You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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