he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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