Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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