Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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