Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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