My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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