That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
sarcasm needs its own font
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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