You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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