I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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