People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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