He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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