no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
