Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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