When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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