so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I don't deserve a penis
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
