Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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