Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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