I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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