this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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