"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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