How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
