We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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