You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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