what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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