note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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