you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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