I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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