I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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