pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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