maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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