just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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