You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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