Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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