Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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